June 11, 2006

grumpy sy :(

It says SPOOKS!

just read a spoiler for Spooks series 5. Which relates to the cliffhanger at the end of series 4. Obviously by mistake. SCREW YOU WIKIPEDIA!

:(

May 4, 2006

Lost - 2.20

Lost is stepping up its game. The last 10 minutes were wow. Also check out hanso site:

http://thehansofoundation.org/

when you sign up, the password is breaking strain

all the clues are on here btw…

http://thelostexperienceclues.blogspot.com/

after you watch the ep read this, just answers any concerns…

http://community.tvguide.com/thread.jspa?threadID=700001362

April 19, 2006

Lost 2X20 Promo

Seen it? This series finalé is going to end up really class. I reckon Michael’s going to do something sick, like try and betray Jack/Kate/maybe other people in return for Walt.

Just read a rumour that the season finalé, the two hour one, is one big Desmond flashback. Fucking class.

April 9, 2006

Jack Bauer Facts

Click here and read, this is funny stuff.

April 4, 2006

Idlewild

Idlewild (Outkast movie) website

Watch the trailer on there, looks like a pretty class, if strange, film. The music in the last third of the trailer is a new Outkast song I believe, presumably from the Idlewild soundtrack, and sounds really good. The film’s out August - not sure when the OST is out.

March 31, 2006

Lost - Lockdown

I’ve not seen this yet, not had the time to download and watch it, however there is buzz on Newsvine, apparently people are saying it’s one of the best episodes. it is coming to the end sweeps I guess, so there needs to be. I’ll probably watch it by the end of Sunday, will be working tomorrow. Once you watch it Mase, let me know if it lives up to the hype without giving away anything. Cheers.

Oh and Sy, JACK BAUER IS DEAD ;)

March 28, 2006

24 - why season 5 is the best

the thing with 24 is that after the first few episodes it normally starts to wane, then you get the mid season episode which is normally amazing, then it wanes until the last 2. this season you can throw that out of the window. i’m telling you the episodes just get better and better. we are on hour 15 now and fuck that was amazing, mind-blowing. i’m a hard person to impress and i was on the edge of my seat. i’d say in this season there are 8 outstanding episodes, with the rest really good. that’s over half, and by outstanding i mean outstanding. syed you are going to love this, there are no fillers. no filler at all.

March 4, 2006

Perfume to be made in a film

The book that i fucking love…Perfume by Patrick Suskind is being made into a movie. However, i don’t think i’ll be watching it. The books is very dark and really sick in parts. The movie will probably be at those standards, too. I think it’s in german, too…so wether or not it makes it into mainstream cinema is another thing. But it’s interesting to see that a book from 1985 being made into a film. Just hope it increases the awareness of the book because it is a hidden classic. :)

February 27, 2006

Venom In Spiderman 3?

Go go 4 color rebellion!

Spiderman in black costume.

This pic was released a few days ago by Sony as a teaser for the upcoming Spider-Man 3 movie. The reason I didn’t bother posting it is because I quickly glanced at it and thought it was simply a moody shot of Spider-Man, not an actual picture of him with a black costume on.

Spider-Man fans will know what the black costume means. Spidey donned a black costume a long time ago that turned out to be more than what it seemed. In actuality it was an alien symbiote. Eventually, Peter ditched the costume and it wound up in the hands of a guy named Eddie Brock who later became one of the most famous Spidey villains; Venom.

This pretty much all but confirms that Venom will either be a main player in the movie, or that this is going to be the story-line leading up to the Vemon event. And what’s this? Could we have stumbled upon the first footage of Venom? Is that just some fancy editing or footage from one of the Spawn movies? Not sure yet, but we are investigating.

VENOOOOOM - not working for some reason but was 5 minutes ago.

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MIIINT. Venom is class.

February 12, 2006

Lost 2X13…

…was bloody amazing.

That is all.

January 27, 2006

Lost 2x11 & 2x12

The Hunting Party - class episode. Didn’t find it that scary though (Zeke’s mouth is weird). Was just grinning through out it. Knowing all their names, brilllll.

Fire + Water - liked this one too, despite any negative reviews. It was ‘filler’, but necessary filler I thought, so in that respect it probably isn’t filler at all. Furthered the Claire/Charlie story well, Charlie is pretty much just an outcast. Didn’t think he was using, but had my doubts, they did it really well. What I DIDN’T like is the complete change in Locke. What happened to the ‘man of faith’? He didn’t let Charlie complete his ‘test’, and that beat down was so unnecessary. Sick. Was Locke holding something when he hit Charlie? Those were nasty gashes on his cheek.

Came up with a theory - faith is the key to survival. Hear me out.

Charlie was so desperate to get Aaron baptised. Why? Why would it be so important that he got dreams suggesting that it should be done? My idea is that religion/faith is the one thing that can protect people on the island fully somehow. People with faith are thought to be strong, and so could stand up against whatever is on the island. My basis for the theory is on the following points:

- Charlie was saved, resurrected if you will, after his death when he was hung.
- Locke stood up to the ‘monster’ fearlessly.
- Eko stood up to the ‘monster’ fearlessly. Whether this was a different ‘monster’ or not, we don’t know.

What do all these men have in common? They’re all religious, and they’ve all been ’spared’. Charlie was always religious despite his rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle, thievery and heroin addiction, Locke is faithful, possibly due to the re-use of his legs but we’re not entirely sure yet, while Eko is religious despite the atrocities in his past. Could religion and belief be the thing that could ultimately save them?

January 21, 2006

Lost 2x10

Brilliant. I love Eko. Not in a gay way. The story kept me guessing, really good.

The ‘monster’ is clearly a surveillence system, and it seems to backup my theory of ’smartdust’. It was flashing and clicking - I’m certain it was taking pictures of and monitoring Eko.

Walt situation - it’s going to be a big twist either way. Either A) it’s not Walt and Michael got punked, or B) Walt is evil.

Claire and Charlie - Charlie, the dirty addict. He’s so going back on heroin at some point. I have a big prediction - sometime soon, something will happen to Claire (whether it be death, serious injury or even captured again for whatever reason; the latter isn’t as likely), leaving Charlie to look after Aaron. Traumatised by whatever happens to Claire, Charlie goes back on his magic powder and has to deal with looking after a kid and his newfound addiction. Oh yes, he’s going to get fucked up.

Locke - he has a big question mark in his past. Vikki noticed this, and I thought it was excellent and subtle - when Michael asked how he knew to shoot, Locke paused, looked away, rubbed his face and fiddled with his ear - all proper signs of lying, but it was done so subtly that I didn’t realise until she said, then it seemed so obvious. Predictions for Locke’s past start now. That’s two big blanks in his life then, the wheelchair incident and whatever he did with guns before, even before he met his dad. Army? Assassin? Fuck knows.

No spoilers for 11 please - I’ll be watching both 11 and 12 next Friday. I think episode 9 was the turning point, and if this week is anything to go by, they’re properly back on track now, especially since 11 was supposedly mint.

January 16, 2006

go away go away go away!

i go onto my local torrent tracker…

24.S05E01.HDTV.XviD-XOR
24.S05E02.HDTV.XviD-LOL

:(. but i have 3 hours left until my Spy series finishes so..don’t need 24. (yes i do :( )

December 17, 2005

Space Cadets Finale

So they finished it last night.

I know they had to end it, but did they have to end it in the most bastardised way possible? For Sy’s notice, they played clips of the contestants joking about it being false and then revealed it to be fake. It was awful, they could’ve done it a bit nicer.

Keri took it well, but the guys were devastated, you could tell that they just had fixed grins on and were trying to go with the flow - they both looked like they wanted to cry multiple times and were refusing to make eye contact with Johnny. It was downright nasty, they must’ve felt like such pieces of shit at fucking Johnny basically laughing at them and telling them they were owned. Thought one of them was gonna hit Charlie.

I bet you cried laughing Turon. You bastard.

December 14, 2005

Comedy Awards

Little Britain has beaten Ricky Gervais’ Extras to the title of Best TV Comedy of 2005 at the 16th annual British Comedy Awards.

“Are they having a laugh? Are they having a laugh?

That was part Extras quote, part ‘oh my God which retard made that decision’.